OKee friends...mall...caffeine...and matthew... We had to go do some all day shopping at the outlet mall in SC...k? Well, right before we got there, Dad got us all a grande caramel frappachino with extra caramel(basks in the jealousy)...Jamie Got full of her's ugly quick, so bout time we got to the mall, I had two coffees, and was jacked up... here are a FEW things that I did to those poor people...bless their heart: 1. Walking with my two coffees...this grumpy man is walking my way...as he comes close, and speak in the kindest tone possible: "Dude, i am full, you want the rest?" well, he stuffs his hand in his [pockets] and walks away grumbling...who knows what... 2.We walk into a comforter store...and I was really bored...so I walk up to the counter..."ma'm, do y'all sell prince size comforters arround here?" "er, no, never heard of them" "Well, y'all got a king...got a queen... and it seems like all they are having is twins...and fools..." I thought that was a good one... 3.We walk into a shoe store, and I walk up to one of the counter salesmen..."Dude, do y'all sell men's shoes with 12 inch heels?" "er, no" "Well, I need some special ordered then, cause I want to shop in "big and tall" but I am not quite tall enough..." "sorry, we don't even have them special order." "pathetic...poor service." Well, there are a few stories...hate to write you a long post, but didn't know how else to do it... have a good 'n' friends, and curious observers... mE | 
